Introducing Bat Chick and Robin’s Egg
Robin: “Holy hen feathers, Bat Chick, look at us!”
Chick: “This is a totally cool cape. I think it makes my butt look smaller, don’t you?”
Robin: “To tell you the truth, Bat Chick, I’m not sure it’s possible for that thing to look smaller!”
Chick: “Hey, how come you got the cool tool belt? Bat Chick should have a tool belt.”
Robin: “There wasn’t enough material to make one that big. Sorry, Fat Chick—oops, I mean BAT Chick.”
Chick: “Well, that just totally reeks. How am I supposed to chase villains like the Penguin if I don’t have a tool belt.”
Robin: “I don’t think she means for us to chase anything. We’re just supposed to sit on her table and look cool.”
Chick: “You’re kidding, right? What is this, a Halloween spook show?”
Robin: “I think it’s because she doesn’t ever wear costumes herself. She says going without makeup is enough to scare anybody. Judging from this morning, she pegged that one right!”
Chick: “Well then, let’s just have a little fun as the caped crusaders and forget about how silly we look.You go first!”
A typical Bat Chick and Robin’s Egg comic conversation ensued:
Robin: “Boy! That was our closest call ever! I have to admit that I was pretty scared!”
Chick: “I wasn’t scared in the least.”
Robin: “Not at all?”
Chick: “Haven’t you noticed how we always escape the vicious ensnarements of our enemies?”
Robin: “Yeah, because we’re smarter than they are!”
Chick: “I like to think it’s because our hearts are pure.”
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
