Me: “Girls, what in the world are you doing?”
FC: “We’re checking out this awesome Christmas present that nice man down the hall gave us.”
Henrietta: “Isn’t he dreamy?”
Me: “Isn’t who dreamy?”
Henrietta: “Mr. February.”
Me: “Oh good grief! He gave you a rooster pinup calendar!”
FC: “Well, there had to be something more exciting than you to look at in this office all day. Wow, February’s so great it’s making me look forward to …”
Henrietta: “March, and April, and May, and…”
Me: “Enough already! You’re not going to start cooing and drooling are you? I don’t think I could stand it.”
FC: “Chickens don’t coo, they cackle. And, we NEVER drool.”
Me: “Would you like me to hang that up over your table girls?”
Henrietta: “I don’t know—I kind of like seeing him up really close.”
Me: “Oh good grief!”
