Take two Jolly Ranchers and call me in the morning… June 27, 2008

Feed a cold, starve a fever. Or, was it starve a cold, feed a fever? Doesn’t matter. There’s not enough oxygen getting to my brain today for that answer to be clear. However, I have found that the perfect medication for my particular problem is a hefty dose of nasal spray followed by two Jolly Ranchers (green apple and watermelon) and a Hershey’s chocolate miniature (dark chocolate is best). Use nasal spray once every 10-12 hours, but, apply the candy liberally until you no longer care that you can’t breathe.