
Gregory Pecked: “Fat Chick, I have a singing Valentine for you!”
Fat Chick: “Bring it on, rooster boy. But if it starts losing its feathers, I’m outta here.”
Gregory Pecked: “Not THAT kind of singing Valentine, silly bird. It’s not one of the Chickendales! I am your singing Valentine!”
Fat Chick: “But Greg, honey, you don’t sing. You don’t even cackle. What’re you going to do, crow me a little tune?”
Gregory Pecked: “Well, I may not be the best crooner in the chicken yard, but, I’m an excellent poet. Would you like to hear?”
Fat Chick: “Sure! Sounds like a safe enough bet.”
Gregory Pecked: “Roses are red, birdseed is yellow, you are my chick and I am your fellow…”
Fat Chick: “Uh…well…hmmmm…is that it? That’s my Valentine?”
Gregory Pecked: “Well, yes my little chickadee, don’t you like it?”
Fat Chick: “Well, I just thought maybe there might be something a little more…substantial coming along. You know like flowers or chocolates or a fancy card or something.”
Gregory Pecked: “But my little egg-drop, I worked on this all week. I have another poem, maybe you’ll like it better! How do I love thee, let me count the ways. I love you for every feather in your head, every chirp upon your lips…”
Fat Chick: “Chickens don’t have lips, birdbrain! Good grief, all I wanted was a little of the traditional chicken worship that’s supposed to happen on Valentine’s Day. Don’t you know me at all? I require chocolate on EVERY holiday. Lots of it. That’s why they call me FAT CHICK! Men!”
Gregory Pecked: “Ha, HAAAAAAAA, ha ha ha. I had you going there didn’t I? Got real flap out of you! Of COURSE I know that! I am, after all, a very well trained bird.”
Fat Chick: “You mean you weren’t serious? There IS more?”
Gregory Pecked: “Yes my little feather pillow. Chocolate and a fancy card, all for you.”
Fat Chick: “Ahhhh, that’s so sweet. And what a surprise! And the best part of it is that on Valentine’s Day no one expects you to share your chocolates!”
Gregory Pecked: “No my sweet. That’s why we call you Fat Chick!”
Fat Chick: “Why, yes it is! Happy Valentine’s Day, Greg. You’re the best!”