Henrietta: Help!!!!!!! Help me!
Fat Chick: Good grief Henrietta, what are you doing? You’ve got a brown paper bag over your head!
Henrietta: Oh Fat Chick, it was awful! I woke up this morning and had this bag over my head and there was a note, but, it’s dark in here and I can’t read it. What does it say?
Fat Chick: (Chuckling) Well, it says Happy April Fool’s Day. Have a bag of takeout chicken on me! Signed, the woman at the desk.
Henrietta: Oh my goodness, that’s just horrible! How could she do that? Why, I’m so upset my feathers are coming out. I think I’m MOLTING!
Fat Chick: Get a grip Henrietta! It’s just a little April Fool’s prank. You should have more of a sense of humor. EVERYONE pulls April Fool’s Day pranks. No need to get your knickers in a twist!
Henrietta: Well, help me get this bag off my head then. Ahhhh, that’s better. It’s easy to feel calm when the joke’s on someone else. Wait, Fat Chick, what’s that on your backside?
Fat Chick: SQQQQQQUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!