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The things you don’t realize you’re teaching your kids May 21, 2008

Filed under: Uncategorized — auntlelo @ 3:53 pm

I was having a lovely email conversation this afternoon with son #1 and it went sort of like this:

Son: I must say, the random thoughts are becoming one of the highlights of my day. (how flattering)

Me:It’s sort of like being with me when I’m in a good mood and hearing me ramble on in disjointed conversation. Weird, huh? By the way, you need to get some good shish kebab skewers and join in the fun. Major yummo! (Oops, I’ve been watching too much Rachel Ray…)

Son: We have done kabobs a few times this summer. I love them too. Hard to believe they are healthy.

Me: I’ll fix that! I’ll put bacon on mine next time. What’s not to like about pork fat, right? (Oops, that sounded like something Paula Deene would have said…)

Son: True dat. We had chicken kabobs, with green pepper, mushrooms, and maters. We marinated it in lemon pepper sauce. Really good. I want to try pork ones, but Rhi doesn’t like pork much.

Me: Get pork loin and marinate it. Remember, pork is the other white meat. Try it with some pineapple chunks and green pepper and brush it with teriyaki sauce and serve it with rice. It’s like Chinese food on the grill. Mmmmmm. (Wow, I’m really good. I’m better than Rachel Ray when it comes to planning a 30 Minute Meal!)

Son: Good idea. I’m hungry. I miss home.

(Ahhhhh, that made me feel good. And then this arrived.)


1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.

‘If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning in here.’

2.My mother taught me RELIGION.
‘You better pray that will come out of the carpet.’

3.My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
‘If you don’t straighten up, I’m going to knock you into the middle of next week!’

4.”> My mother taught me LOGIC.

‘Because I said so, that’s why.’

5.My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.

‘If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you’re not going to the store with me.’

6.My mother taught me FORESIGHT.

‘Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you’re in an accident.’

7.My mother taught me IRONY.
‘You keep crying, and I’ll give you something to cry about.’

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.

‘Shut your mouth and eat your supper.’

9.My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.

‘Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!’

10.My mother taught me about STAMINA.

‘You’ll sit there until all that spinach is gone.’

11.My mother taught me about WEATHER.

‘This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it.’

12.My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.

‘If I told you once, I’ve told you a million times. Don’t exaggerate!’

13.My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.

‘I brought you into this world, and I can take you out.’

14.My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.

‘Stop acting like your father!’

15.My mother taught me about ENVY.

‘There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don’t have wonderful parents like you do.’

16.My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.

‘Just wait until we get home.’

17.My mother taught me about RECEIVING.

‘You are going to get it when you get home!’

18.My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.

‘If you don’t stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way.’

19.My mother taught me ESP.

‘Put your sweater on; you think I don’t know when you are cold?’

20.My mother taught me HUMOR.

‘When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me.’

21.My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.

‘If you don’t eat your vegetables, you’ll never grow up.’

22.My mother taught me GENETICS.

‘You’re just like your father.’

23.My mother taught me about my ROOTS.

‘Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?’

24.My mother taught me WISDOM.

‘When you get to be my age, you’ll understand.’

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.

‘One day you’ll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you.

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Well, I guess I have said some of those things a time or two. But, after all, I learned it from my mother who called my daughter her “revenge.” Thanks Bobby! I needed that!

One Response to “The things you don’t realize you’re teaching your kids”

  1. Annie Says:

    Oh! So I’m the revenge!! I see how it is!

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