The View From My Window

The world as seen from my window and through my eyes

Seen in Kansas City May 27, 2008

Filed under: The Adventures of "Fat Chick" — auntlelo @ 6:23 pm

Fat Chick: “Where on earth did SHE come from?”

Me: “My son Bobby saw her in Kansas City and thought you might be related.”

Fat Chick: “Why on earth would he think that? She’s fat and yellow and, and, and…Oh. She does sort of look like me doesn’t she?”

Me: “Yes, except you can actually see her face. She’s looking up. You’re always looking down Fat Chick. Why is that?”

Fat Chick: “Well, I’m usually reading, or eating, or reading, or eating, or reading…well, you get the picture.”

Me: “Yes, I’m getting the picture. I’m sure that’s why your name is Fat Chick, right?”

Fat Chick: “At least I don’t have my beak stuck up in the air. It’s not like she’s got that much to be proud of. After all, she’s just a yellow ceramic chicken. There’s nothing at all special about that!”

Me: “I can’t believe you just said that. You’re such a stupid bird. No wonder if all you do is read and eat.”

Fat Chick: “I wouldn’t point fingers if I were you. After all, I’m YOUR alter ego!”

 

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